That means if I’m 67 inches tall and my disco-stick is 6 inches long when sprouting a full-fledged erection, I have a dick to height ratio of 8.9% meaning my nightstick represents 8.9% of my total height. We’ll call it 6 to make the math easier and to account for my own measurement bias. Therefore, you shouldn’t be surprised to hear that my boner is roughly 6.2 inches long. Unfortunately to myself and to women across America, I’m only 5’7″. Given the perennial “grower vs shower” dilemma, it would be too hard (ironic) to guess someone’s flaccid penis size. Any bigger or smaller it would seem out of place.īefore we start, I would like to note that I strictly compared dick proportions under the assumption that they are fully erect. I think this is fair because, as I and most women would tell you, my dick is very proportionate to my small and unimpressive body. We all know that Shaq’s wiener has to be ginormous, but just exactly how big is it? I have taken the liberty to calculate some proportions given the size of my own bald-headed sailor, so we can better guesstimate the potential size of Shaq’s cactus. Given a number of his known physical characteristics such as height, weight, shoe size and blackness, I have to imagine Shaquille O’Neal is sporting one of the longest, strongest hammer cocks outside of Africa’s diminishing population of elephants. While we can't say anything specific about Mr Tate (aged 36), we have proved that in general, if older men feel that they have a small penis, it makes them like sports cars more and more.I’m not sure what is going to be longer, this blog or Shaq’s dick, but we’re going to find out. In conclusion, the science has come down strongly in favour of Greta Thunberg. Here we found that manipulating self esteem in non-penis ways had no effect at all on ratings.įor more details about our methods, data and analyses, please see a pre-print of our manuscript, that is currently under peer review. For example, we gave false information about how much or how little other people give to charity. However, elsewhere in the experiment, we snuck in other trials that manipulated self esteem in different ways. There's nothing special about sports cars and penises (other than the fact that men are more likely to have both. In other words, this is a general self esteem effect. One possible explanation for this result is that penis size affected participants' self esteem, and because of that desire for luxury items increased. To put it another way, in general, as men aged their sports car ratings declined, but if they felt they had a small penis, they rated the rated the sports cars more highly, like younger men. But as participants aged above 30, there was an increasing difference between those who felt they had small and a large penis. For participants under 29, there was no real effect of penis size on ratings of cars. There was strong evidence that this difference was real when you look at all our participants (left panel), but when we plotted them by age another pattern emerged (right panel). This plot shows that when men felt like they had a relatively small penis (blue dots), they rated the sports cars systematically higher than those who felt they had a large penis (red dots). But would that change what they felt about sports cars? Since we knew our participants, on average, would have penises of around 13cm like everyone else, we reasoned that this false information would make them feel relative well, or poorly, endowed. We did this by mis-informing them that the average size of other men's erect penis was either 18cm, or 10cm. We created an online experiment with the Gorilla platform that made men believe that they had a relatively small or large penis, and then asked them how much they wanted a particular sports car. The solution was to use a psychological, experimental manipulation. Even if we could use a tape measure to find out the true size of owners of different car types, this would only give us a correlational picture. Sadly, only 12% of their partners shared that opinion. One survey found that 43% of car owners said they had a penis larger than average. Penis owners are notoriously dishonest about reporting their size, and sports car owners even more so. We quickly realised that we couldn't answer this question with a tape measure or a survey.
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